Ciggerate Smoking is NOT Injurious to health........

I wonder……

I had few installments to pay today…. How the “fuck” do I assert charm and courtesy to these vultures….

Mr.: Gireesh (my humble honest colleague) just shoo them today and get a 25 day later date……

First arrival: “aaj last day hai……aapko aaj pay karna hi padega”.

Mr. Gireesh: “arre yaar baith to jao…..abhi Boss Dilli mein nahi hain”

First arrival: “aapke Boss Dilli mein nahi hai to main kya karoon, mujhe instructions milli paise collect karne ke liye”

Mr. Gireesh: “chai loge ya coffee”

First arrival: “ Sir aap mere paise de do muzhe chai coffee kuch nahi chahiye”

Mr. Gireesh: “accha pani to peyega ke nahi”

First arrival: “ Aap samazhte nahi hain muzhe next call per bhi janna hai….muzhe der ho rahi
hai”

Mr. Gireesh: “abhe naukri kar raha hai na tera khud ka paisa thode hi hai…. Chal cigerate pilata hoon”

First arrival: “ab aap Itna keh rahe ho to ciggerate to pe hi leta ahoon”

Mr. Gireesh: “itna tension mat liya kar….. tere baap ka thode hi kuch ja raha hai….Boss jane ya
tera bank jane tu kyon tension leta hai……original Dunhill hai pile ….Boss Dubai se laya tha”

First arrival: “waise Ek baat to hai Ciggerate pine wale log bade acche hote hain, main to aapko dekh kar hi samaj gaya that…. Aap badiya aadmi hoge”


Ciggerate Smoking is definately not injurious to health..............................................